When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
- Christopher Reeve
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
This week on You Didn’t Know You Were a Satanist
With all the family that I’ve lost I could use a few friends.
Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the female form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.
We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.