Underneath the Bell Jar: The Chronicle

“Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.” --Soft Dies The Light

vaginoir:

Dionne “I’m Sick of Listening to this White Bitch” Davenport

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This is Criminal Law 100, or as I prefer to call it, How to Get Away with Murder.

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johannesviii:

Nine trying to send a distress signal to any potential other survivor of the Time War. That’s not a good idea.

Inspired (a couple of months ago) by this picture made by this user on DA.

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bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

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owyn-sama:

TOMORROW IS DECEMBER 

I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER

…Tomorrow is October

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the-goddamazon:

kayathedragon:

aganami:

This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.

"OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!"

Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you.

This movie is fucking golden.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE

Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

This movie was so great at subverting the ‘nice guy’ trope.

And the guy who was supposed to be the shining example of a “good guy” turned out to be insecure and depressed at his status and kind of faded into the ether.

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You crave the deepest connections with others, but you don’t trust to let anyone in.

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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frustrational:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

Wow.

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Once in a while, it really hits people that they don’t have to experience life in the way they have been told to.
Alan Knightley (via sorakeem)

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